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Lizzie woke from her dream drenched in sweat. She had dreamed again of a woman clad in leather, a woman who beat her with a whip. She could never see the woman’s face but was always unable to resist her. She had had the same dream several times now and it produced the same reaction every time. She would wake up more aroused than she could ever remember being in her life.

She threw the covers back and got out of bed. She padded to the bathroom and turned on the shower. Lizzie made the water as cold as she could take it and forced herself to stand under the stream of water until she was calm again. Her mind raced with questions. Why did she dream this? Who was the woman? Did she really have some secret desire to have an affair with a dominatrix?

Lizzie had never thought of herself as submissive. She wasn’t the most take-charge lover on the planet, she knew, but she held her own. She could give and take as well as the next girl. But in her dream, to have someone wielding power and aggression over her that way, it did something to her. Something she had never imagined.

She thought about it all that day, imagining herself the submissive to a gorgeous dominatrix. It got her hot every time she pictured it. Her panties were soaked through because of her daydreams and she couldn’t concentrate at work. ...

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I was excited to the point of giddiness. I had met the girl of my dreams and I was going to prepare her dinner. Her name was Marie. I had spent the day shopping for the items to prepare her favorite meal. I even splurged on some sexy new lingerie for the occasion, well, not so much a splurge as a matter of necessity. Most of my underwear either had so many holes they could be mistaken for Swiss cheese or they were granny panties. Neither was attractive and certainly not sexy. I wanted to be at my best for Marie.

Unlike most people, I had to take extra care to not put myself in embarrassing situations. I have always seemed to put my foot in my mouth or do something stupid on dates. The relationship Gods had never smiled on me, but with Marie, things seemed to be looking up. After a few dinners and movies went off with out a hitch, I decided to invite her over to my apartment for a candle light dinner.

During the day, I took precautions to lower my risk of humiliation. I avoided foods with high fiber content. I didn’t want to break wind at an inopportune time. I scanned the house for ex-girlfriend paraphernalia. I hadn’t dated a woman long enough in over a year to bring her back to my place, but I checked just to be sure. I wanted to make certain this supper would happen ...

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“Did you check the mail yet?” Bonnie asked.

“I don’t think it’s come. I didn’t hear Elvis barking,” I said. “Are you expecting something?”

“You better believe it. I thought it would have been here last week in time for your birthday. I tracked it online and it’s scheduled to arrive today.”

“What is it?”

“You’ll see. It’s one of those presents that keeps on giving.”

Oh, just what we needed, another sex toy. We already had a drawer full. Bonnie was so into them. We’d been a couple for two years. Her penchant for toys started when she felt our sex life was waning. It started with the rabbit and after that there was no retreat. Last summer, when we went to San Francisco on vacation I thought Bonnie was going to cream in her jeans when we went to Good Vibrations. We were in there for almost two hours and spent a fortune. I liked toys too, but mostly I enjoyed Bonnie’s childlike enthusiasm for them.

She came back into the living room with a small box in her hand.

“Check this out,” she said. “I was going to give this to you for your birthday, but when it didn’t arrive in time I decided to go with the sushi kit.”

“I love that sushi kit,” I said.

“I know. I know. My birthday’s coming up, so this will be like ...

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Zeus was so spoiled! Whenever he didn’t get his way some other god or goddess would go flying through the air on one of his thunderbolts and pound into another dimension wreaking havoc or heaven depending on weight and shape and circumstance. The Ocean of Ioneus was created when Zeus in a fit of jealous rage hung his brother Poseidon upside down in the Galaxy of Muran until his raining tears made a salty sea. In this way, his tantrums could be productive but usually they brought on disaster. It was too much power for anyone to wield – thunderbolt or not.

Hera had had it with her bratty husband. She’d seen it happen too many times. In a way, she was grateful, it was her growing disgust of Zeus that finally turned her towards loving Venus Aphrodite. To Hera, it was like a flower turning towards the sun, opening up and blooming. Just thinking of Aphrodite’s beautiful voluptuous body made Hera soaking wet between her legs. Aphrodite was not Zeus’ daughter as legend sometimes had it. She rose from ocean foam and emerged from a clamshell. She was even more beautiful in person. No statue could do her justice. Hera was not a goddess to fool herself; she realized she was obsessed. Given Aphrodite’s glorious physical gifts, it seemed the appropriate reaction, but she had to be careful with Zeus. He was strong and egotistical beyond belief so she had to be careful and employ her considerable powers, ...

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